Just caught an incredible band, Lady in the Radiator at @thelooplounge http://t.co/yYDNQrf Seriously, take a listen.

Rule No. 841: If You can’t trust a hitchhiker wearing cufflinks, who can you trust?

Rule No. 79: Support independent radio. I just got my latest @WFMU t-shirt in the mail! Long live @scharpling and The Best Show!

Rule No. 357: The shoulder is not a passing lane.

Rule No. 183: Call your mother. Even better, visit.

Rule No. 918: You don’t play poker with your cards face-up.

Rule No. 411: 97% of success is knowing when to quit. Rule No. 412: Never quit.

Rule No. 295: The words “career” and “politician” ought to be mutually exclusive.

Rule No. 347: Graphic design is not a synonym for Photoshop.

Rule No. 214: That dinner you’re about to buy will cost about half as much tomorrow.